The Simple Things

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nigeah:

grandmasterbooty:

bishopmyles:

thomasjay32:

vndercontrol:

threewordsteve:

This fucked me up

This is terrifying

I’m confused

He’s upside down under water.

that would fuck up my entire vestibular uh uhh

hell nah!!!!

nigeah:

grandmasterbooty:

bishopmyles:

thomasjay32:

vndercontrol:

threewordsteve:

This fucked me up

This is terrifying

I’m confused

He’s upside down under water.

that would fuck up my entire vestibular uh uhh

hell nah!!!!

hallows-end-visage:

shadowstep-of-bast:

scratchingpad:

Kittens post naptime

there are tears running down my cheeks i cannot handle this amount of pure unadulterated cute someone send help

This is a truly potentially fatal level of cute

lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight)

the SKELETON MAN

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

(Source: booeater)

thepagejakeenglish:

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

DENNY’S I SWEAR TO KICKIN CRIMINY

thepagejakeenglish:

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

DENNY’S I SWEAR TO KICKIN CRIMINY

kumagawa:

u right tho..white privilege just some tumblr bullshit..def. not applicable in the real world..damn

That first picture is probably in Texas

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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j6:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

okay what the fuck